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[–] 1 point 1 day ago

But I thought the future was going to be a virtual universe full of dead-eyed, legless vr avatars???

What about that future Mr futurist? Why did you change the company name to “Meta”?

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  • [–] 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    You’ll be able to interact with your agent through any device, including your glasses to keep you present in the moment with the people you care about.

    The guy still thinks his pervert glasses is a product we want. There isn't a single original thought under that perm of his.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

    Yup.

    Also, how can you stay "present in the moment with the people you care about" when you have alerts and other UI overlay elements flashing and moving in your direct or peripheral vision? That would be a massive distraction to me.

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  • [–] 30 points 5 days ago

    The fact that this man even pretends to cosplay as some sort of philanthropist after all of the horrific shit he's done is just deeply offensive.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 days ago

    6500 words is getting into manifesto territory.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Got a 2 word reply for him

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  • [–] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 child)

    "Your agent will work 24/7 on your behalf to improve your relationships, health, career, finances, home management, hobbies, and more. It will free up time for the things you enjoy, "

    Pretty bold openly admitting it is a 24/7 marketing dossier on your life to be sold to the highest bidder.

    Also, note it will free up time for what you enjoy as long as you don't enjoy thinking.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 days ago

    I'd be happy with just regular intelligence for everyone

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  • [–] 9 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Someone needs to take the silver spoon out of his mouth and stab him in the eye with it.

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  • Thanks. It was gringy AF

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  • [–] 5 points 5 days ago

    For a lizard he needs to touch some grass

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago

    Someone should Baker Act Zuck because this is desperate cry for help (among many other things).

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago

    Yeah, no thanks.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    He can superintelli my fat labias on his nose.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago

    And the circlejerkers on linkedin are foaming at the mouth with his manifesto.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 days ago

    a loveletter to himself, an android.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 days ago

    Too bad his ai sucks

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