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[–] 2 points 2 days ago

Welcome to Costco I love you

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago

    It's the shit.

    I'll walk myself out.

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    no bidet? in 2026?

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  • [–] 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you'd need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual

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  • [–] 15 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    This will sound crazy, but I've found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time... grinding levels.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.

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  • No. 2 gaming chair in the world.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    Are you losing or constipated?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    Why the hell does it have corners???

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    That's just a prolapse waiting to happen.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 days ago

    Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    You're gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago

    So 2026...the explosive lettuce chair.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 days ago

    Hemorrhoid Approved!^TM^

    Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.

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  • Prepare for warp peed!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !

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  • [–] 9 points 3 days ago* (1 child)

    Go away, I'm baitin'.

    /brought to you by Carl's Jr

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Needs a voice activated bidet

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago

    It’s really kind of shitty.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    Ensign Bowels - make it so.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    1/5

    Those sharp corners will hurt the back of my knees after a while.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    Mobile gaming chair

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (1 child)
  • 2/5, the lid is cool but how am I supposed to Riker this thing?

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  • Joking aside I'm thinking about this type of terlet for my custom bathroom I'm building in a few years. It would be easier than putting in ADA bars

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    Looks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    That IS a real shit post.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago

    Damn Dimitris grew up

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