I find it easier to be unbearable. Then everyone walks away from me!

thanks. you just gave my wife and I the final push we needed to abandon our children!

If my friend ships? Ship what?

Haha the cops one reminds me of a couple weeks ago…

I took the train without tapping my card (omg I know!)

A bunch of cops were blocking the exit when I got off checking people’s cards.

The only way out is through.

So I hand one of them my card, he taps his little machine and hands it back. I see the little wheel is still spinning and just walk off, normally, but maybe a little quickly. 😆

I don't have a friend with a ship...

Growing up I heard conflicting reports on how to be a winner. Nike said "Just Do It!" and the government said "Just Say No!" Since Nike was cool I assumed they meant smoking and drugs, and since the government was boring I assumed they meant being responsible, working, and paying taxes.

So to make sure I stay a winner I always just do drugs, and say no to the people who tell me to stop and get a job.