No you misunderstood: this is a friend that is a ship.

No no no, the friend is the ship.

It's ok, you can still clothes shoppi

We can make one! My life's dream has always been drunkenly sailing an old timey pirate ship with cannons and shit through the Great Lakes, boarding yachts to loot whatever we can find, then sinking them with cannon fire and making the rich prisoners walk the plank. Possibly making them wear those little ducky arm flotation things before hand.

We could even wear those full body black latex skeleton costumes that glow in the dark and awesome pirate hats.