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That sounds like a really bad choice in school and career to go into. Bakers are already broke before college.

I could put my penis on a cake in three years and it would sell for forty thousand dollars. The cake, not my penis, I mean. My penis would never be worth that much. Three nickels at best, and that would have to be on a Tuesday.

try applying for a mortgage

That's what Euro is for

Wages always weirded me out. Wdym 1 hour of work, regardless of output, is worth $20 or whatever? No one outside of a corporate environment could rent me for $20 to do an hoir of work, but i also do that every week of the year.

And that's not what this meme is about.

Not fairly, no, but unfortunately in many cases that's exactly how it's measured.

but their stupidity often can!

Yes it can, it's done all the time, this is cope.

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