r/bald is an example of male centered body positivity. does it tend to be a little bit toxically positive? occasionally. however, the broad strokes are very healthy and deserve to be commended, especially as this is all ultimately a conversation about accepting what it means to perform masculinity in this day and age without bringing along a litany of toxically masculine traits. i genuinely appreciate what they're doing and want to give them their roses as a male whose hair style is gender nonconforming. thank you, r/bald, for being kind, patient, and accepting of eachother
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Very few things look as universally bad as long hair on a balding person.
Long and silken like that of a Chinese man
With the skin of a hotdog
bill bailey would beg to differ.
Yeah, he shows it’s just a normal thing that mens’ hair does, and nothing to be ashamed of. Don’t really get the all-or-nothing attitude.
If anything it hightlights that it's a mostly a matter of grooming/health.
If your hair is healthy, well-kept and clean, plenty of styles will look good. The cut itself is less important. Unwashed, matted, and deep-fried by 3-in-1 'soaps'? Even a basic barber cut will look frizzy and unkempt.
Same for beards. A beard of any length looks good brushed with a coarse boar-brush, treated with beard balm, trimmed to shape. Left to grow put with no treatment, no brushing, no clipping? Any length looks haggard.
Healthy hair, healthy skin, natural lighting and a confident yet approachable demeaner do almost all the work for us.
The change in facial expression and environment does heavy lifting too for the magical man transformation
Which is better, a clear evening sunset, or a dank room lit by a single cfl bulb
Sure, but based on experience, when the scalp is just sporadically putting hair out there, it's pretty much always better to go all-in and shave it. Trying to make the most of remaining bits of hair is a lost cause. If you have some reasonable parts of your scalp still putting out volume, then the hair can look ok as long as it doesn't grow out too much.
First pic literally looks like it was taken in a prison.
Yeah, lighting, posing, clothing, and location are doing work. Shave your head and you, too, will be allowed to leave your enclosure to experience sunlight!
The one thing i learned by getting bald is that its not a big deal to be bald and most people view it as something mundane. Only teenagers seem to not be able to handle other peoples baldnes.
Adults in the 90s and earlier also made it a big deal for some reason.
You still have the hair, it just moves to your face and ass.
Unless you're someone like me that can not grow a mustache doesn't grow any sort of cheek hair for a beard. And naturally just grows a simple goatee that won't get any longer than about an inch no matter how long you don't shave it. And my ass is as smooth as a baby's butt. So is my chest my arms and most of my legs. Luckily because I'm native American the likelihood of me actually becoming bald is not very high.
And nose and ears.
The ear hair is what gets me. I was at work one time and noticed a single three-inch hair growing off the back of my ear. WTF.
Don't I know it.
My hairline is receding because my hair is marching down the back of my neck towards my ass crack.
Before: convicted serial killer's mugshot
After: real estate agent about to retire early
Gotta be honest, I don't love the notion of reposting other people's personal photos without their knowledge. I fully understand they (presumably) uploaded them themselves at first to the public internet, but it still feels icky to me.
Don't be weird, all bald men are part of a collective hive mind. There's no need to ask permission, they all act together as one. They probably released this meme themselves
Had to go and look at the bald community on the bad website, and can confirm. Even the :( -> :) transformation
I love that subreddit. I've always had a soft spot for bald dudes since I got really into industrial metal as a teenager.
Oh if I was a student today I would be getting in trouble over those stickers. My sticker printing budget would be irresponsible.
If I go bald I'll probably be crying for six months straight.
You get better about it with time, but yeah, the first six months is a bit more vulnerable. Eventually though you realize no one gives a shit and life gets better. Hell, take a peek at r/bald comments and you'll see that there are some very vocal female fans of the bald look
Thanks for giving us three memes for the price of one!
That sub is heavily biased, some of the guys look fine with hair, like they just turned from full line into widows peak and it still looks good on them. But then they post a bald pic of themselves and the sub goes crazy.






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