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[–] 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You still have the hair, it just moves to your face and ass.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Unless you're someone like me that can not grow a mustache doesn't grow any sort of cheek hair for a beard. And naturally just grows a simple goatee that won't get any longer than about an inch no matter how long you don't shave it. And my ass is as smooth as a baby's butt. So is my chest my arms and most of my legs. Luckily because I'm native American the likelihood of me actually becoming bald is not very high.

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