▲ 746 ▼ r/bald is whatever the male equivalent of a magical girl transformation is (sh.itjust.works) submitted 1 week ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 73 comments fedilink hide all child comments if you're mad that a Lemmy shitpost mentions Reddit I'll give you a second meme ABSOLUTELY FREE!! but wait,,, THERES MORE !!! if you call right now I'll throw in a third meme for only $19.99!!
[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 19 points 1 week ago (4 children) You still have the hair, it just moves to your face and ass. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago* Literally me from behind Though to be fair my back is hairier permalink fedilink source parent [–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 child) Unless you're someone like me that can not grow a mustache doesn't grow any sort of cheek hair for a beard. And naturally just grows a simple goatee that won't get any longer than about an inch no matter how long you don't shave it. And my ass is as smooth as a baby's butt. So is my chest my arms and most of my legs. Luckily because I'm native American the likelihood of me actually becoming bald is not very high. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago If you are balding, you're pretty likely to have increased hair growth elsewhere. At last if it's male pattern balding, because that is caused by high testosterone. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (1 child) And nose and ears. The ear hair is what gets me. I was at work one time and noticed a single three-inch hair growing off the back of my ear. WTF. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago if i want to feel the wind in my hair i just bike in shorts permalink fedilink source parent [–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago Don't I know it. My hairline is receding because my hair is marching down the back of my neck towards my ass crack. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago* Literally me from behind Though to be fair my back is hairier permalink fedilink source parent
[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 child) Unless you're someone like me that can not grow a mustache doesn't grow any sort of cheek hair for a beard. And naturally just grows a simple goatee that won't get any longer than about an inch no matter how long you don't shave it. And my ass is as smooth as a baby's butt. So is my chest my arms and most of my legs. Luckily because I'm native American the likelihood of me actually becoming bald is not very high. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago If you are balding, you're pretty likely to have increased hair growth elsewhere. At last if it's male pattern balding, because that is caused by high testosterone. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago If you are balding, you're pretty likely to have increased hair growth elsewhere. At last if it's male pattern balding, because that is caused by high testosterone. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (1 child) And nose and ears. The ear hair is what gets me. I was at work one time and noticed a single three-inch hair growing off the back of my ear. WTF. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago if i want to feel the wind in my hair i just bike in shorts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago if i want to feel the wind in my hair i just bike in shorts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago Don't I know it. My hairline is receding because my hair is marching down the back of my neck towards my ass crack. permalink fedilink source parent