Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords ☝️

Nice try, still not vaping

Sucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.

Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalant System

Where do we train for robot cunnilingus?

"Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!"

There's a fetish for everyone.

Why is the "y" in you capitalized?

Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.

I prefer to stick to normal ones 😊

With the quality of teledildonics these days, I'm already there.... W's in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!

When the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.

If the robot dick gets me high still then I'm in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop

And my gender identity is 01.

Comment crossposted from https://lemmy.world/comment/25026713

Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as "giving Robocop a blowie." I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.

Damn, I need to start vaping ASAP!

Mmm the taste of some salty science

Im so good at it 😌

I had a staff sergeant tell me that in the military. He turned out to be gay. Anyway, still vaping.

Jokes on you!