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[–] 87 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A landlord complaining about having to do their job? Shocked

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  • [–] 58 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    Damn, poor landlord will have to spend a little bit more of my fucking money to fix it.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 week ago

    Well, if you think that's bad you should get a job

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  • [–] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    So, we get rent discounts for going on vacation then right?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I turn on the light maybe 20 minutes a day for eating and maybe finding something. Do I get a discount because I like to live in the dark?

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  • So much woe is me with these fuckers. If it's so terrible being a landlord then sell up and get a job.

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  • You can live in the home you pay rent for, but only during certain hours.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 week ago

    So you rent an apartment, but are only allowed to be there a certain amount of hours per day? What's next, every 5min you have to listen to ads? Only allowed to use the toilet 3 times a day, otherwise the toilet door hinges will wear too fast?

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  • [–] 22 points 1 week ago*

    Just rent by the hour like in brothel L-MAO 土改 now

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago

    Yeah, you're renting, but that doesn't mean you can just live in it.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago

    Can I be unemployed from home? UFH

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    This guy isn't a landlord. Property's degrade far quicker and worse when left unoccupied for long periods of time. Leaks go unreported. Water freezes in the pipe. Air becomes damp and mold takes over. Squatters move in and trash the place.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago

    If I'm paying rent, I'll be in the unit as often as I damn well please. Simple as.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago

    Says the man who fixes every problem with white paint.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago

    Yeah, hi, um... Fuckface McParasite... You have literally zero fucking say over what people do in their home you fucking moron. If that means your precious fucking lightswitches wear out faster, too bad, so sad.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Isn't a light switch 99¢ or less especially if you buy a pack of 10 ? This does not justify a $200/month increase if you WFH like I saw in an ad. I wasn't sure it was a joke or not

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago

    genuinely cant tell if this is ragebait or not

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Mao had the right idea about landlords

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    So they don’t rent to stay at home parents either then right???

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    Let me play a dirge using the worlds smallest violin

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    Just wait until I get my package of live termites in the mail! I ordered it off of amazon while I was working from home!

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    I spend every moment in can in my Basement. I paid for it, im gonna use it!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    Just to check, this isn't someone pretending to be a poor landlord complaining about themselves being at home all day?

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    Won't someone think of the landlords? They're the real heroes who run society, without them no one would have a place to live! /s

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Is this legally enforceable? Or can we just lie?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Upvote for landbastard

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  • The only explanation I've heard that makes sense is when it's running a business out of the home and you have clients/customers coming and going. The increase in traffic is not accounted for in their insurance and blah blah. Extending that to WFH is either someone not understanding some landlord's rights posts they read on some dark corner of the internet or, I don't know, idiocy? Either way you're signaling you'll be a problem landlord.

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