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[–] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

They “originate” at the front end. Do they then propagate along the squirrel, to the end of each extremity, until the whole squirrel is bite?

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  • [–] 13 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

    What do you get when a squirrel bites you with its other end?

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  • [–] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 child)

    “Yess I uhhh, you see uhhh… the squirrel bit my penis with its ass.”

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  • [–] 4 points 6 hours ago

    What do you do as someone working in the ER when something like this happens? Do you report it somewhere? Or do you just accept it like, "Oh, Gregnold the squirrel fucker is back? We have to keep sewing his penis back on but this is like the fourth time and it's getting pretty tattered now."

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  • [–] 8 points 8 hours ago

    "I call the big one 'bitey'."

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