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[–] 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Vote for the Count not the Cunt: Vote Count Binface.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 hours ago

    We need to do this here in America. Same with anti-vaxers.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 hours ago

    Just saying if we ever get rid of the monachy in favour of a president......

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  • [–] 16 points 13 hours ago

    Maybe he can be part time UK MP, part time US President? I'd vote for him, he could take trump easy, and no one knows exactly what the US democrats stand for lately.

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  • [–] 36 points 16 hours ago

    Entirely appropriate.

    When the world serves up clowns that don't realize they are clowns... retort, with a clown who does.

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  • [–] 146 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    As an American, god please elect this dude. It will be so funny and he literally cannot be any worse than the actual politicians running

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  • [–] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    God doesn't elect people 🙄😒

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  • [–] 32 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Yeah, come to think of it, what has that git done for us recently?

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  • [–] 16 points 23 hours ago (1 child)

    Exactly as much as he's done for us long ago.

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  • [–] 15 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    Provide convenient excuses for everything, from collecting alms to genocidal intercontinental warfare, you name it, god can be used as a pretext.

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  • [–] 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 child)

    That's not FOR us, though, that's for others AGAINST us..

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  • [–] 80 points 23 hours ago* (2 children)

    “Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house."

    Still one more than Farage or Fox would 🤷🏻

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  • [–] 22 points 20 hours ago (1 child)

    Thats a bit out of date. All the majot parties said 2 weeks ago they weren't going to dignify Nige's tantrum by standing, and they havent.

    Count Binface is literally the most legitimate candidate opposing Farage. The other candidates are 20 odd independents plus the neonazi Laurence Fox

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  • [–] 32 points 20 hours ago (1 child)

    I've talked to these people, an electric drill couldn't get past that thick skull. Words mean nothing to them.

    I humbly suggest a large does of LSD an hour before school starts, then a dose of Ecstasy at the beginning of the lesson.

    https://kcl-mrcdtp.com/project/the-impact-of-mdma-on-prosocial-processing-in-psychopathy-a-randomised-cross-over-study-using-fmri/

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  • [–] 17 points 16 hours ago* (2 children)

    It is very funny to me that idiot assholes can be chemically induced to experience ego death, and, sometimes, this results in them starting to form an actual conscience.

    Its like a condition, with a potential cure.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 hours ago*

    It is a condition, or family of conditions. Normal brain development involves severing millioms of connections in the toddler's brain. Some people don't develop normally. LSD helps cut redundant connections.

    Better than LSD is probably actively challenging your assumptions, and getting proper sleep.

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  • [–] 208 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    That is unironically a good idea

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  • [–] 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

    If it has to be by a correspondence course... Because sadly you don't want random adults around a bunch of teens and kids.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 hours ago

    That's what I was gonna say. You don't want the uk maga types in a room full of kids several hours a day.

    Give them their own schools, but they still have to sit at desks and chairs the size corresponding to their year.

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    [–] 58 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    I'd vote for that guy in a heartbeat

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  • [–] 63 points 23 hours ago

    Take out the Trash, Bring in the Bin!

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    Clacton, do the right thing. Please, I beg of you. We can't afford any more joke candidates, put your vote in the Bin!

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  • [–] 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    As much as I support this, the idea that a climate change denier would be capable of completing A level education is just unrealistic.

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  • [–] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 child)

    You should read-up on some of the things, outside their field of expertise, that have been believed by Nobel Prize winners.

    Even big brain people can harbour tiny brain thoughts somewhere so it might be possible to get A’s in history, eng lit and a modern language whilst still being scientifically illiterate. Who knows?

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    Infinitely better than what the US has pretending to be government.

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    [–] 14 points 21 hours ago

    I like this guy.

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