Sorting my sock drawer.
I don't expect them to do a good job of it, I just want someone to blame when I end up wearing mis-matched socks.

of turning 6

Four year olds

Apparently the United States...

Fashion

As in “styles” and colors and all that

Education.

They're the ones who will be doing homework in a few years, so the decision should be theirs.

Marketing

They should decide the length of the standard work day /serious

Making play dates

All governments and corporations

Oh no wait we already did that