"I spent way too much instead of eating before I left and need to make this about being better than everyone else."

Miami International? I think that was more likely a Cuban Uncrustable. And it was probably amazing. I’ve gotten the “fast” food at MIA (Cafe Versailles).

Empanadas are like, all crust tho

More like a hot pocket

Comfort food is about emotion, not quality.
I will happily munch on an Easyjet snack pack because it's all I could afford as a student and I rarely feel hungry on short flights anyway... and so here I am thirty years later, as happy as can be with my tiny Vache Qui Rit on a salt cracker 😅

They make guacamole at the table!

I've still not tried one and I want to

Comfort food has nothing to do with health and nutrition unless your momma use to make you kale salad and organic quinoa bowls, which she didn't.