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me🦍irl (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/me_irl@lemmy.world
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[–] 55 points 3 years ago (2 children)

I don't know what Harambe saved us from, what I know is that since his passing things turned to shit

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  • [–] 25 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Harambe was a time traveller keeping evil time travellers from tampering with the integrity of the timeline. The zookeeper is one of those evil time travelers and now with the only force of good dead, this timeline is doomed.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    The elite temporal rescue task force emerges out a portal. The commander picks up a dirtied "Berenstain Bears" book off the floor and heaves a great sigh. "Abort mission... We are too late, it's too far gone"

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    • [–] 30 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Did harambe save us from 9/11 2?

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    • [–] 25 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    They obviously murdered him to cover up the affair. They'll kill me too now but the truth needs to get out.

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    • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    If you didn't already have bug out bag(s) this photo shows it's too late to start packing now.

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