Between Bob Ross with a tampon and Jackson Poo-llock, I do not miss 3rd shift janitorial.

Putty knife, strong emesis control, and the will to endure are needed. Drugs helped too.

Massive side-eye for anyone referring to women/girls as "females"....

I like that "I am his dad" is enough to justify making tradeoffs in their name, and that the tradeoff goes "have allegedly cleaner bathrooms at the cost of being sad for the rest of your life."

Anyone who has actually had to clean public bathrooms knows that mens restrooms are usually cleaner than women's.

That said, women's restrooms might have dispensers for hygiene products that occasionally get restocked. Not often enough to be reliable but often enough to give you hope.

I was a cleaner years ago. Bar bathrooms are... interesting. I have cleaned shit from the urinals in mens bathroom. Also I have cleaned womens bathrooms where a big beer glass was stuffed with toiletpaper, then the whole thing stuck into the toilet bowl, and then someone shit on top of it... Both genders public bathrooms are nasty.

In one of my regular dive bars, the ladies’ toilets were so filthy on a regular basis that all the women ended up using the men’s toilets.

Part of my job in my college cafeteria was cleaning the employee bathrooms. The women's bathroom was always the worst, by far.

women will literally spin on their head projectile shitting in all directions

I actually started refusing to clean the women's bathroom when I worked retail. It was always nasty as fuck when I had to deal with it.

The proverbial straw was when I went in and found a red Picasso on the white tile wall, and you know those little mailboxes with bags in them so women can dispose of their sanitary products and not have to flush them or hold them untik they get to the trash can? At least 10 total products from tampons to pads were stacked on top of the little mailbox, and the handicap stall had an avalanche. The trash can was also overflowing so either we had a lot more women using the bathroom than normal, or nobody had emptied the trash the night before.

"Happy little accident"

I've seen used pads stuck to the wall. People are nasty.

Many moons ago I worked for Office Depot. We were all on a rotation for cleaning the bathrooms because apparently that corporation doesn't have the money for a janitorial service.

I can confirm the men's and women's bathrooms could get equally toxic.

Please, please, please! As a person born in the US, treat public spaces with respect. Just because you don’t have to clean it, doesn’t mean you have to destroy it.

"I, a man, publicly say here that I am one most dirty and unmannered being who will use public restrooms and leave them in such an awful state that I'll never make my daughter use them."

This man.

Bob always told me that the horrible things he did with tampons were just between me and him. :/