I'd cast slapboi only into a garbage bin, where he belongs to.

I'm gonna cast Forest Whitaker and make Ghost Dog 2.

Definitely fuck Will Smith. I don’t know who any of the others are.

Forest Whitaker for every character. I don't care if the movie is Barbie 2. This is non-negotiable.

Idk, I can see none of them as sailor senshi. I also don't see how to use them in my epic ThirteenthDoctor/RoseTyler piece, seeing as the main characters have been cast already and everybody else is non-human-like (animated) aliens.

Unless they're willing to do bit part voice work, in which case I'm sure I can accommodate them all.

Cast for what? They have different skill sets

"You are director"?

I would choose Forest Whitaker as my assistant. He'll be a good ethics guy.

The others have all had their moments where ethics were entirely forgotten.

We are doing a live action pokemon reboot with Denzel Washington as Ash.

I'd take the eyepatch off the first guy and put it on the last guy