"Be the big hand that drops food into the world every day and opens the portal to the play dimension." 🐹

... Wait that's actually good advice for politicians.

Cats: this asshole only feeds me 4 times in a day.

I am! Bitch always trying to steal the fucking covers. I have boundaries Rosie!!!

So, a cat food dispenser?

I think I'm mostly seen as a treat dispenser

Aaaw sweet!

Pretty sure my dog thinks of me as the weirdo who keeps picking up her poop in a bag tbh.