The courts have found your attempts to circumvent the new rules concerning.

A restraining order has been placed on you, effective immediately you are not allowed to be within 100m of any organism classified under the kingdom animalia.

Non household pets would still be someone else's household, so ban.

Farm animals would be the grey zone because they are still owned.

Now wild non domesticated animals are still the end game.

The Mr. Hands monkeys paw curls one more finger...