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Pentagon Officials Panic after Xi Shows Up To Fight Them In Parking Lot [the onion] (lemmygrad.ml)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/genzedong@lemmygrad.ml
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[–] 32 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

🧅 💕

If only this is how geopolitics worked. Imagine Ibrahim Traoré beating Emanuel Macron’s ass.

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    • [–] 19 points 3 years ago

    My money do be on Xi in this situation

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    [–] 18 points 3 years ago

    RIP the Joint Chief's taillights

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    [–] 17 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    lol, what the fuck

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