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[–] 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

  • Mark Twain
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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago

    Must of caught the diarrhea bug then shit himself to death.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    was Mitch Lindsay's lover?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    That is awesome news!

    If they gave his corpse an enama, they could bury him in a matchbox.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 child)

    The Grim Reaper made a wrong turn somewhere.

    You sent who to the underworld?! I didn't say Linsey Graham! I said Mitch McConnell! Mitch-fucking-McConnell! You know, the other dirtbag southern Republican senator, the one in the hospital. You had one job.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Hey, A friend spoke to him! Yesterday. In tongues!

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    Thank god, finally

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago

    What a shitty article.

    Op, couldn't you find a better source that highlights how shitty this man's tenure had been, including a body count?

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