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[–] 77 points 2 years ago (5 children)

You know how it goes, first people start saying the silly meme phrase “ironically”, then they can’t stop themselves saying it, then it becomes awkwardly unironic, and then it gets embedded in the lexicon and Miriam-Webster adds it to the dictionary

2060 is going to be lit fam AHEM I mean it’s going to be funny

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    [–] 61 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Are the front curls really such a zoomer thing? I've been dealin' with'em for decades now because Arabic and Irish heritage means my hair is constantly in rebellion against british beauty standards

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    [–] 53 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    and the al-qaeda be like: "lmao gotem"

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Why the heck is this in /c/shitpost? That's a quality post and it belongs to the front page lmao

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago

    Situation is very sus

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I know I'm old but what does 'no cap' mean?

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    A cap is a lie /exaggerated boast so no cap = I am being serious or this is the truth

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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    9/11 was not poggers

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I see your rizz and raise you a skibidi. (probably b/c I like the way that word sounds in my head... sk-i-bi-di do dah day 🎵 🎶 )

    Also, rizz means "the ability to attract a romantic or sexual partner" so... now I have to think about GWB strutting his stuff, thanks for that:-P (that's surely what made me think of my own word... gotta flush it out somehow?)

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    sir the twin towers got phanum taxed

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I was watching the Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve from 1999 and immediately after the ball dropped they cut to a shot of the NYC skyline with the WTC intact.

    My Zoomer kid was shocked. Every time they've seen the WTC it's been at the start of some 9/11 documentary.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Why does zoomer Bush look like Tony Khan?

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    This is going to be "too soon" until all of the millennials are dead.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Jus me bro but dick cheynz be acting sus tho fr fr

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