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[–] 78 points 2 weeks ago

In the immortal words of Stan Lee. "It's a story, it depends on what the writer decides."

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  • [–] 46 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    What if they're haunting the physical location and not just the building? I'll have to check the ghost handbook.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    If the ghosts are of ded contemporary physicists they're probably haunting the region of space that our solar system occupied in the galaxy when they died.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    Depends what reference frame they died in. If it's inertial, they'll be in an orbit, and will spend most of their time falling through the Earth's deep interior. Occasionally, they'll surface.

    Moral: Don't be a physicist.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    It depends on how quickly each piece is replaced. It takes some time for the ghost to attach to new boatds and beams. And thats of course not considering haunted indian burial grounds, creepy mirrors or goth chicks moving in, that yhrows the calculations way off.

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    [–] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    New ghost busting method: just keep replacing floorboards one at a time until you find the one that the ghost is attached to, then send it to landfill.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Landfills must be full of angry ghosts from demolished buildings.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Build an entire new home all out of materials from previous haunted houses with ghosts attached to them and have them brawl it out battle royale style. Every nail, Every board, Every strut should come with a ghost.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    I heard a ghost story about a college dorm that caught on fire and burned to the ground. The school rebuilt it but the floors were spaced differently so the ghost would appear at the old floor's level. So half a ghost popping up through the floor or little ghost legs popping down for the ceiling.

    It seems to me that ghost location is relative to sea level. Maybe they attach to the closest neat rock in the case of a fire. Anyway, tumbling them for several weeks seems to detach the ghosts because my rock collection shows no signs of apparitions.

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    [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago*

    ghosts are like fungus in the timber, sure you can replace every part one-by-one and they go away, but miss one and the smell won't go out and re-infect the whole house. so it's not really worth it.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 child)

    If you give the new pieces enough marinating time for the ghosts to penetrate them, then no. Of course marination time depends on the density of the material you are replacing and potency of the ghost.

    For example, a hardwood floor with a benign Casper like presence probably will need a few centuries, whereas insulation foam with something more akin to the demon from the exorcist needs a few weeks. Times and temperatures will also vary by altitude and local climate and alignment to laylines.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    No. Ghosts are bound by contract to the screening shooting location, not the props.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Are they attached to the physical house or to the idea of the house?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Depends. Did you replace the hidden summoning place or the Indian burial ground, too?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    According to the (more sciencey) haunt investigation shows, most haunty effects are from old plumbing, inappropriately shielded magnetic fields, air pressure, and so on.

    So if you fix all the problems in the process of replacing the house, such as modernizing the electrical wiring, then yeah, the venue will become less haunted.

    If, however, you fail to remove the bodies, proverbially or otherwise, you'll just piss off the ghosts.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    It depends on the type of haunting, and also what's keeping them there. In my experience they could be attached to anything from an entire room to a single item, like a matchbook. In any case usually a good fire and total demolition of said location would be best.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (2 children)

    Ghost stories are about haunted and damaged people. Not actual ghosts. So no, the individual/s being haunted would still be haunted.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    No, they are haunting the location, not just the house.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    According to the documentary "Ghosts", the inhabitants of Button House are unable to leave the area. Despite some of tfem predating the house.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Sissyphus's boulder rolled down and demolished that house, is Sissyphus happy?

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    I had an interesting experience in an abandoned residential school I broke into with my friends when I was a teenager. The first time I went, we broke down the barricades nailed over the windows, and once inside found it to be full of old classroom stuff. There were tons of spooky moments we all collectively shared from that night (feeling like someone was watching us from different class rooms, a dense and fearful energy in the cages found in the basement, a super ominous feeling in the small crawlspace, and voices heard in hallways etc) I decided to return with my friends after about 6 times, but the second time around it would seem far more people broke in, a lot more barriers were torn down, a lot of classroom items taken. that second time none of the intense energies seemed to be there,.almost like the place hollowed out I'm not sure obviously if it was just Me less scared of the place coming back the second time, but I do feel like I have some extra sensory perception, and it was honestly really interesting to feel the difference in vibes, almost like when more people entered and took more stuff, the energies left through the open windows and broken down doors along with them.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)
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    [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago*

    Maybe... Depends on how you believe in ghosts. Some beliefs say wood can hold the spirits, so if that's what you think I imagine replacing the ghost filled wood would remove the ghosts.

    If you don't believe in ghosts at all, well, then this is kind of a weird thing to ask. 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Ghosts have to go somewhere, so you have to rebuild the original house to lure them away

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Since ghosts aren't real and were never there to begin with, they can't really "go away", so I'm going to say no.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Probably not, because when one piece gets replaced the ghosts in the surrounding pieces inhabit the new piece before another piece can be replaced.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    No, they get stronger as they modernize.

    Just wait until they figure out how to get on the wifi.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    You'd probaly have to ask a ghost for that.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    I own the axe that George Washington used to chop down the cherry tree. Of course I’ve had to replace the handle. And the head. But it occupies the same space.

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