Boil? You’re suppose to sous vide and then sear at the end smh

this is the real counterculture. you thought pineapple was profane, look upon this and despair.

BOIL THEM MASH THEM STICK EM IN A STEW

Wait a minute. Pizza stew? Is that how they make minestrone ???

Everything reminds me of her

[ABJECT DISTRESS]

At first I thought that, surely, this was just someone reheating pizza in a skillet with a splash of water added, which is a time-honored tradition that can have very good results if done right, but I'm looking at the water level compared to the rivets and the height of the pot, and no, someone is just. Boiling a pizza. This is why God has abandoned us.

This reminds me of those videos a couple years ago - "what I cook for my blue collar husband" - where it looks like she's trying to kill him with sugar, oil, and salt.

ಠ_ಠ

This is a crime against humanity.

What international crime is this person doing on that stove?????

I will, yes

Hey, hey--throw a couple of hot dogs in there, what are you doin'?

ye im glad i passed

I don't know how I know this but I think they're British. They boil fucking everything before eating it and even season pies with water.

Br*tish people seasoning with water

Look how they boiled my boy…

Mmm, pizza broth... Actually, would that be considered broth, or would it be too thin?

You could add pineapple bits to that. Boil until everything is pasty white. Discard the liquid and serve.