This is funny in America

Halloween-themed orphan-crushing machine.

This is gonna be confusing to anyone outside the US

Were I live a pack of 5 insulin 200ml pens costs 70 Euros if you buy it without a doctor's prescription, free with a doctor's prescription.

Oh and seeing a doctor is free too, because the country has a National Health Service.

No need for friendly witches (though they're welcome anyways).

Weird, I'm currrently reading a book that features a Pocked Man who is commonly seen as evil but is actually doing good.