You should say something else.

Claymore at home:

Bedazzled Claymore

Bedazzling and crazy long finger nails is just a fedora cargo shorts for women.

Bedazzled steering wheels are like hunting with Dick Cheney, there's always a chance you are going to get a face full of bird shot.

Told a couple once "Just so you know, in an accident the clipboard you've got glued to your dashboard will hit you right in the face as the airbag explodes madam, so it might be a good idea to remove it."

She looked at me with huge eyes then turned to her husband who was looking straight ahead with an annoyed look on his face, they took off and the clipboard was still there on their next visit...

This is purely a guess but I feel like the people who do this are probably also more likely to get into an accident where the airbag would deploy.

The Engineers who invented the air bag to save lives

I'm one of those people that has never learned to drive and i know nothing about cars... I'm guessing from the comments that the joke here is that the stuff attached to the steering wheel will explode in the driver's face if the airbag is activated, is this right?

ha, they will be pretty no more if those bags go off

Really all it's going to do is slap your hand with the bedazzled parts, I doubt there is enough energy to make them all fly unless they are pretty loose. But it would still hurt like hell cause I had a Toyota logo on the back of my hand after getting hit by the airbag in my car.