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[–] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thanks for the cock pic, just what I needed

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    What if I don’t want it to be lifted?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    well, that's ok. a chicken on the beach is probably the beginning of another one anyway.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Somehow the chicken makes it more believable

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Oh shit, finally. Thanks for lifting that curse off me!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Thx Mr. Chiken

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Me: looks outside Capitalism: still exists Me: "dam, it didn't work"

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    dammit i cocked it up and now have two curses.

    they're named lady meows and goober

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    Thank you, it worked!

    A second after reading the post, captain announced in the loudspeaker that we are ready for takeoff (plane was already delayed by 2 hours)

    Edit: I was wrong, there is a problem again. I’m requesting my upvode and “thank you” back

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago
    [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Thanks hen homie.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    So he’s dead?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    At this point half the reason i use Lemmy is curse management. I can't tell you how many times a week I'll be going about my business and then wham, I get hit with a curse. The other day I sat down to eat dinner and found that my burrito was full of spiders. The spirit that haunts my apartment block sure does have a sense of humor. Not sure if he was a shaman or a wizard or what. I'd move, but the rent is cheap, and sometimes the curses have a silver lining. My kitchen tap ran red with blood the other day, so I made sausage. Tastes awful, but probably saved me a good $40 with the amount I was able to fit in the freezer. Anyway, I appreciate the semi-regular curse-lifting I get from lemmyshitpost.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago
    [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Thanks I hope you have a nice day too.

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