What's the matter? Cat got your shlong?

All cat owners can relate 😔

Why is the dick slit horizontal?

We do actually tell this to kids around here "be good or a cat will eat your pee pee".

One fish is an insulting offer for a sausage that size, come on man

Literally WTF.

"Aahhhhh, fuck. What's a cat's nose look like again? Whatever."

This is how boring it was to be a monk in the middle ages. You draw stuff like this in the margins when you aren't painstakingly copying a Roman treatise on Aristotle's Poetics.

You can get this on a pin (not the seller; had problems with the seller so YMMV). The art itself is called “Flaisch Macht Flaisch.”

This isn't just random weirdness. There was apparently a point in the middle aged when a lot of people believed cats would steal men's genitals.

Wtf

Gotta stop leaving that thing next to the litter box!

I'd be giving the cat payment for taking my dick, not a trade to get it back