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submitted 2 years ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Why is the dick slit horizontal?

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[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 35 points 2 years ago

They used to be horizontal until about 1668, it was a side effect of the great plague.

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[–] mononomi@feddit.nl 13 points 2 years ago

Yours isn't?

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world [S] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Sick dick

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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I see

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That wasn't an explanation, it was a compliment for you.

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[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded

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[–] Skanky@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago

Only compatible with women from Asia

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