Mega Chile and Extended Croatia finally have a proper rival

Dale, if Florida gets one more square foot I'm gonna kick your ass

Imagine you're getting on a boat to sail straight away from Florida, and then realize you're sailing towards Florida.

You know the best thing about long Florida is that they give the best Kentucky cock squeezes in the country. In case you didn't know, a Kentucky cock squeeze is when a man or woman gives you a handjob with nothing but the grease on their hands after eating a bucket of KFC.

I love how you can tell that the person who made this knows three things about Florida, and two of them are Jimmy Buffett.

Double Ended Florida. Is it ribbed? Does it have a bidet?

"French Florida" got me fucking rolling. Holy shit.

Poor Tallahassee lost capital status

Flouroboros

The map reminds me of Sid Meier's Pirates.

How is that still the best pirate game?

Please God no. La is bad enough don't make me florida.

Long long Florida need a Long Long MaaaAAAAaaaaan!!!!

Somewhat reminds me of that "Golden Circle" empire that some pre-american-civil-war slavers wanted to try to make

I presume they kicked out all the black people when they renamed New Orleans to New Tampa

Now build a low-clearance bridge from the Yucatan to Key West.

FloReachAroundia!

Gulf of long Florida.

It was all Florida all along...

Oh, have the decency of taking the part of the island that helps closing the circumference...

All hail Emperor Buffett

Looks like Florida is still around 90 miles from Cuba.

I got invited to Camper Van for vacation this year.

Ah yes, the Golden Circle of Florida

Evil Emperor are most often defeated via assassination. Take from that what you owe.