I watched equally stupid stuff when I was a kid and I came out mostly fine.

...I think.

Now, investigators are being tasked with watching the 70 current episodes of the epic battles between toilets and humanoid machines in Garry’s Mod

Those officers would probably prefer to be at the frontline right now.

I bet Steven Segal is mad that a series about toilets has had a bigger cultural impact than any of his movies in the last 10 years.

concerns over "detrimental effect"

Serious scientific research into brainrot being conducted here.

These comments all reveal such a quaint childhood y'all had. If Russians tapped into my groups stuff, they're have to search up "Blue Waffle", "Lemon Party" and of course the classic, "Two Girls One Cup".

Go on, search it up. Especially you, Russia.

(Full disclaimer, I also had Badger Badger Badger, Charlie Mountain, and all the great things on ol' NewGrounds. The kids are alright.)

Should I be worried that Russia has time to devote to this of all things? :-P

Then again, anyone who has watched it knows exactly how dangerous it is - it shows people cooperating, even (gasp) helping one another, a dangerous idea indeed! :-D

Late to the game, but I bet they're just in sheer disbelief on what those toilets on the screen are capable of! I bet they are eyeing the village toilet very distrustingly

It remember the tf2 sfm YouTube poops, I was there. This is nothing new

I was worried for a second when I thought Little Big was in trouble. They're not only "good" Russians, they're awesome Russians.