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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (2 children) Seems appropriate seeing that people kill more cows than sharks. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 13 points 2 months ago (1 child) Perhaps so, makes me wonder how many sharks kill cows. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 11 points 2 months ago (2 children) Fun fact: Orcas sometimes prey on moose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child) Mind you, moose bites can be pretti nasti *edit: too blind to see my typos permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 child) What about moose? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (3 children) A moose once bit my sister, you see permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago Pro tip: Not a good idea to carve one's initials into a moose. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 child) Do tell... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago It's a reference to a Monty Python bit from Holy Grail permalink fedilink source parent [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children) Above you said noose bites, not moose bites. I thought you got bit by a noose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) That makes it so suddenly dark 💀 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago Damn, I should have been quiet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago Oh dammit ty permalink fedilink source parent [–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Fun fact I pulled out of my ass: The plural of moose is meese. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 child) If it was legal, shark fin soup would probably be more popular. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 child) If it was legal, it wouldn't exist because all the sharks would be dead. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago They got pretty close. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 13 points 2 months ago (1 child) Perhaps so, makes me wonder how many sharks kill cows. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 11 points 2 months ago (2 children) Fun fact: Orcas sometimes prey on moose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child) Mind you, moose bites can be pretti nasti *edit: too blind to see my typos permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 child) What about moose? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (3 children) A moose once bit my sister, you see permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago Pro tip: Not a good idea to carve one's initials into a moose. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 child) Do tell... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago It's a reference to a Monty Python bit from Holy Grail permalink fedilink source parent [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children) Above you said noose bites, not moose bites. I thought you got bit by a noose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) That makes it so suddenly dark 💀 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago Damn, I should have been quiet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago Oh dammit ty permalink fedilink source parent [–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Fun fact I pulled out of my ass: The plural of moose is meese. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 11 points 2 months ago (2 children) Fun fact: Orcas sometimes prey on moose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child) Mind you, moose bites can be pretti nasti *edit: too blind to see my typos permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 child) What about moose? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (3 children) A moose once bit my sister, you see permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago Pro tip: Not a good idea to carve one's initials into a moose. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 child) Do tell... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago It's a reference to a Monty Python bit from Holy Grail permalink fedilink source parent [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children) Above you said noose bites, not moose bites. I thought you got bit by a noose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) That makes it so suddenly dark 💀 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago Damn, I should have been quiet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago Oh dammit ty permalink fedilink source parent [–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Fun fact I pulled out of my ass: The plural of moose is meese. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child) Mind you, moose bites can be pretti nasti *edit: too blind to see my typos permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 child) What about moose? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (3 children) A moose once bit my sister, you see permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago Pro tip: Not a good idea to carve one's initials into a moose. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 child) Do tell... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago It's a reference to a Monty Python bit from Holy Grail permalink fedilink source parent [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children) Above you said noose bites, not moose bites. I thought you got bit by a noose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) That makes it so suddenly dark 💀 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago Damn, I should have been quiet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago Oh dammit ty permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 child) What about moose? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (3 children) A moose once bit my sister, you see permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago Pro tip: Not a good idea to carve one's initials into a moose. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 child) Do tell... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago It's a reference to a Monty Python bit from Holy Grail permalink fedilink source parent [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children) Above you said noose bites, not moose bites. I thought you got bit by a noose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) That makes it so suddenly dark 💀 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago Damn, I should have been quiet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago Oh dammit ty permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (3 children) A moose once bit my sister, you see permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago Pro tip: Not a good idea to carve one's initials into a moose. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 child) Do tell... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago It's a reference to a Monty Python bit from Holy Grail permalink fedilink source parent [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children) Above you said noose bites, not moose bites. I thought you got bit by a noose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) That makes it so suddenly dark 💀 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago Damn, I should have been quiet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago Oh dammit ty permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago Pro tip: Not a good idea to carve one's initials into a moose. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 child) Do tell... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago It's a reference to a Monty Python bit from Holy Grail permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago It's a reference to a Monty Python bit from Holy Grail permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children) Above you said noose bites, not moose bites. I thought you got bit by a noose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) That makes it so suddenly dark 💀 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago Damn, I should have been quiet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago Oh dammit ty permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) That makes it so suddenly dark 💀 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago Damn, I should have been quiet. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago Damn, I should have been quiet. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Fun fact I pulled out of my ass: The plural of moose is meese. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 child) If it was legal, shark fin soup would probably be more popular. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 child) If it was legal, it wouldn't exist because all the sharks would be dead. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago They got pretty close. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 child) If it was legal, it wouldn't exist because all the sharks would be dead. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago They got pretty close. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BlueLagoon@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 months ago (1 child) Maybe they need less cow bells. Somewhere far away, Christopher Walken shudders. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children) Ssssh! Udders! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago Emmm slurp slurp. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children) Ssssh! Udders! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago Emmm slurp slurp. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago Emmm slurp slurp. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 child) Ooh, this is a paraprosdokian. I just learned about that today. https://bsky.app/profile/merriam-webster.com/post/3mnujyoem6c2b permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 2 points 2 months ago One of the all time greatest joke categories IMO 😁 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 2 points 2 months ago One of the all time greatest joke categories IMO 😁 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] chunes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children) it's interesting how adding 'do' to the end of that clears up the ambiguity permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 child) Well now it just sounds like the sharks are raping people permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Why are you assuming it isn't consensual? permalink fedilink source parent [–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 2 months ago or “kill” permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 child) Well now it just sounds like the sharks are raping people permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Why are you assuming it isn't consensual? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Why are you assuming it isn't consensual? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] turdas@suppo.fi 7 points 2 months ago (2 children) If humans interacted with sharks the same way we do with cows, sharks would definitely kill more people. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago I'd be down to getting some shark milk ice cream. permalink fedilink source parent [–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago or more blåko need to be cuddled to appease them permalink fedilink source parent
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago I'd be down to getting some shark milk ice cream. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago or more blåko need to be cuddled to appease them permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 child) I wonder if sharks are lactose intolerant? 🤔 permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 child) They probably evolved before lactose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) Does that make them tolerant? Or do they look at milk and think it's some new age fad they're hoping will just blow over? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago I have no idea. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 child) They probably evolved before lactose. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) Does that make them tolerant? Or do they look at milk and think it's some new age fad they're hoping will just blow over? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago I have no idea. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) Does that make them tolerant? Or do they look at milk and think it's some new age fad they're hoping will just blow over? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago I have no idea. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago on shark tank brings a cow and see their eyes bubble up permalink fedilink source
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago The bovine is the natural enemy of the shark. That's why they deployed a herd of cows to save the day in Jaws. permalink fedilink source
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