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[–] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Seems appropriate seeing that people kill more cows than sharks.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Perhaps so, makes me wonder how many sharks kill cows.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Fun fact: Orcas sometimes prey on moose.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    Mind you, moose bites can be pretti nasti

    *edit: too blind to see my typos

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    A moose once bit my sister, you see

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Above you said noose bites, not moose bites. I thought you got bit by a noose.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe they need less cow bells.

    Somewhere far away, Christopher Walken shudders.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    it's interesting how adding 'do' to the end of that clears up the ambiguity

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    If humans interacted with sharks the same way we do with cows, sharks would definitely kill more people.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I wonder if sharks are lactose intolerant? 🤔

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    They probably evolved before lactose.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    on shark tank brings a cow and see their eyes bubble up

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    The bovine is the natural enemy of the shark. That's why they deployed a herd of cows to save the day in Jaws.

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