Literal shitpost.

I would say 45 minutes of scrolling if lemmy.world wasn't constantly under DDOS attacks

I was shocked when I found out how common external/bleeding hemorrhoids can be(Almost 3/4 adults will have them from time to time).

Then it all clicked when I realized people sit on the toilet for 15min+, which is a major contributor to that condition.

15 minutes? Amateur.

You know a courtesy flush will take care of the aroma.

Now do your leg that has long fell asleep

You're supposed to hold it for 3 days, not 15 minutes!

Thank you for a legit belly laugh.

Sadly, that's work for me. "You can go to the bathroom, but you have to finish these three orders first." Thanks, brain. Fuck you.

Me rn (or my poop more accurately)

this made me laugh way too much lmao

I should leave, damn

COURTESY FLUSH

There, said it loud and clear so everyone can hear. Doom scroll all you want but give it a flush first please, no need to stink up the bathroom with your nasty shit stew marinating the whole time. I don't understand why people don't know this.

That reminds me of the early days of R*ddit.