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[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 26 points 3 years ago (4 children) I was shocked when I found out how common external/bleeding hemorrhoids can be(Almost 3/4 adults will have them from time to time). Then it all clicked when I realized people sit on the toilet for 15min+, which is a major contributor to that condition. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website [S] 13 points 3 years ago (1 child) When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Uppercase poops permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website [S] 5 points 3 years ago Correct, these are most certainly, POOPS. I have Toto toilets that I bought to ensure I can flush without fear of it’s returning from Sto-vo-kor. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) My wife can sit on the toilet for 45 minutes. I don't get it. I want to get on and off that thing as quickly as possible. Why do you want to hover over poo? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago Not all of us have a bowel that is cooperative and timely. For some of us it is always a pitched battle of wills, a violent class struggle. permalink fedilink source parent [–] danny@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) Because it doesn’t all happen at once permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Yeah, but 45 minutes? Take a break and come back or something. permalink fedilink source parent [–] akippnn@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago I'd say it's more of a revelation to me that sitting on the toilet seat itself for long periods causes hemorrhoids, than hemorrhoids being common in general. I've been there for an hour a couple of times, I've never had it so I would never notice lol. I guess it's time to avoid it altogether. permalink fedilink source parent [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) i blame lack of bidets permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 6 points 3 years ago (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Damn, respect for that shitstuff. Do you have some suggestions for fiber rich foods too? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RadicalCandour@startrek.website 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Chia seeds. I sprinkle that shit on everything I can. Salad, cereal, yogurt, smoothies. It’s extremely high in fiber. But be careful, too much fiber can be a bad thing. Make sure to keep up your water intake! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Thanks for tips ! I'll be needing that permalink fedilink source parent [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) eating a better diet is probably better than metamucil permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Pfff what? I clear 30g easy. Half a box of whole wheat spaghetti is 20g. A cup of dry pinto beans is 48g. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 0 points 3 years ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago Not smoking anything... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website [S] 13 points 3 years ago (1 child) When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Uppercase poops permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website [S] 5 points 3 years ago Correct, these are most certainly, POOPS. I have Toto toilets that I bought to ensure I can flush without fear of it’s returning from Sto-vo-kor. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Uppercase poops permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website [S] 5 points 3 years ago Correct, these are most certainly, POOPS. I have Toto toilets that I bought to ensure I can flush without fear of it’s returning from Sto-vo-kor. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website [S] 5 points 3 years ago Correct, these are most certainly, POOPS. I have Toto toilets that I bought to ensure I can flush without fear of it’s returning from Sto-vo-kor. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) My wife can sit on the toilet for 45 minutes. I don't get it. I want to get on and off that thing as quickly as possible. Why do you want to hover over poo? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago Not all of us have a bowel that is cooperative and timely. For some of us it is always a pitched battle of wills, a violent class struggle. permalink fedilink source parent [–] danny@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) Because it doesn’t all happen at once permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Yeah, but 45 minutes? Take a break and come back or something. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago Not all of us have a bowel that is cooperative and timely. For some of us it is always a pitched battle of wills, a violent class struggle. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] danny@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) Because it doesn’t all happen at once permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Yeah, but 45 minutes? Take a break and come back or something. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Yeah, but 45 minutes? Take a break and come back or something. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] akippnn@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago I'd say it's more of a revelation to me that sitting on the toilet seat itself for long periods causes hemorrhoids, than hemorrhoids being common in general. I've been there for an hour a couple of times, I've never had it so I would never notice lol. I guess it's time to avoid it altogether. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) i blame lack of bidets permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 6 points 3 years ago (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Damn, respect for that shitstuff. Do you have some suggestions for fiber rich foods too? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RadicalCandour@startrek.website 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Chia seeds. I sprinkle that shit on everything I can. Salad, cereal, yogurt, smoothies. It’s extremely high in fiber. But be careful, too much fiber can be a bad thing. Make sure to keep up your water intake! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Thanks for tips ! I'll be needing that permalink fedilink source parent [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) eating a better diet is probably better than metamucil permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Pfff what? I clear 30g easy. Half a box of whole wheat spaghetti is 20g. A cup of dry pinto beans is 48g. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 0 points 3 years ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago Not smoking anything... permalink fedilink source parent
[+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 6 points 3 years ago (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Damn, respect for that shitstuff. Do you have some suggestions for fiber rich foods too? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RadicalCandour@startrek.website 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Chia seeds. I sprinkle that shit on everything I can. Salad, cereal, yogurt, smoothies. It’s extremely high in fiber. But be careful, too much fiber can be a bad thing. Make sure to keep up your water intake! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Thanks for tips ! I'll be needing that permalink fedilink source parent [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) eating a better diet is probably better than metamucil permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Pfff what? I clear 30g easy. Half a box of whole wheat spaghetti is 20g. A cup of dry pinto beans is 48g. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 0 points 3 years ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago Not smoking anything... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Damn, respect for that shitstuff. Do you have some suggestions for fiber rich foods too? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RadicalCandour@startrek.website 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Chia seeds. I sprinkle that shit on everything I can. Salad, cereal, yogurt, smoothies. It’s extremely high in fiber. But be careful, too much fiber can be a bad thing. Make sure to keep up your water intake! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Thanks for tips ! I'll be needing that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RadicalCandour@startrek.website 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Chia seeds. I sprinkle that shit on everything I can. Salad, cereal, yogurt, smoothies. It’s extremely high in fiber. But be careful, too much fiber can be a bad thing. Make sure to keep up your water intake! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Thanks for tips ! I'll be needing that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Thanks for tips ! I'll be needing that permalink fedilink source parent
[–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) eating a better diet is probably better than metamucil permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Pfff what? I clear 30g easy. Half a box of whole wheat spaghetti is 20g. A cup of dry pinto beans is 48g. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 0 points 3 years ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago Not smoking anything... permalink fedilink source parent
[+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Pfff what? I clear 30g easy. Half a box of whole wheat spaghetti is 20g. A cup of dry pinto beans is 48g. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 0 points 3 years ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago Not smoking anything... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Pfff what? I clear 30g easy. Half a box of whole wheat spaghetti is 20g. A cup of dry pinto beans is 48g. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 0 points 3 years ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago Not smoking anything... permalink fedilink source parent
[+] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 0 points 3 years ago* (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago Not smoking anything... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago Not smoking anything... permalink fedilink source parent
