cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/53131800

Rotund

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[–] 33 points 2 months ago (1 child)

I’m sure his mom was surprised how smooth the delivery was.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    While this is a joke, I want to clarify to the people who don't know that hoglets are born spineless and the spines grow within first few days.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    umm! should I say it? can I say it?!

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Fam, this is the internet, you're contractually obliged to say it.

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    I see lots of laughter and also a distinct lack of saying it.....

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    this creature looks soo miserable ;w;

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago

    Sonic the hog.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    That thing looks like a nut sack that came to life

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    If your scrotum is tight like that you need your cancerous balls removed.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    That bottom right picture - forbidden stress ball.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    so many great names for this fella

    Zack, (short for ballsack)

    Grundle

    testicles (prnounced like hercules)

    Max Danger

    Balloon

    Flapjack

    Folds

    any others?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Normally you have to bake hedgehogs in clay to remove the quills after cooking, but this opens the possibility of crispy fried hedgehog.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    this is giving first sphynx cat vibes, like they've discovered the first hairless hedgehog and someone is going to breed it to make more spawning a whole industry of quill-less hedgehog pets. after a quick web search... nvm. nelson has passed.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    “His best life” better than the other lives he lived so far

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Cute little meat bag.

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    [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    I was born without quills too you know

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