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[–] 153 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Just find the air intakes and get creative

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  • [–] 102 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    How much glitter can a HEPA filter hold?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Well, the problem will be their perimeter security.

    You'd essentially be treated as a VBIED, and lit the fuck up by assault rifles and/or swarms of suicide drones.

    So... you could maybe attempt the 'killdozer' strategy...

    Or, you could try low visibilty / high mobility.

    Motorcycle, fuck maybe even an E-Bike, and hand made thermite charges.

    Shitty thermite is really not that hard to make.

    If you got through either AP Chem or a first year of Chem classes at Uni, and you can read the wikipedia page for thermite, you can probably figure it out. Also not that hard to figure out how to ignite it. Sparkle sparkle!

    Just melt the air vents.

    For further creativity, either wait for or stage nearby distractions.

    And then have a very thorough plan to completely fucking vanish.

    ... you'd also have to, you know, gather all the required supplies for any plan, in a manner that does not raise anyone's suspicions, and probably do some tests first.

    That's the nearly impossible part... you will almost certainly be unexpectedly meeting with Mr. FBI during that stage.

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    [–] 101 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Every bunker has at least one secondary "escape" hatch" in case the primary entrance is obstructed - generally it's buried and isolated/insulated from the thermal mass of the rest of the bunker so it doesn't show up on IR, but a metal detector will work wonders for finding them.

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  • [–] 78 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    So you need two cement trucks.

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  • [–] 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    You can also find them with ground penetrating radar since they tend to use sand as that insulating layer. From underneath they open a hatch and drain the sand out to clear the escape hatch. A big block of sand is plain and obvious to identify on a 250MHz system.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    That's where the bee truck comes in.

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    [–] 74 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Why is everyone assuming the truck is actually filled with concrete? Mythbusters famously demonstrated they can be used to carry, and mix, a wide variety of products.

    Like fertiliser contaminated with diesel, for example.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    A cement truck full of cement is much easier to steal than a cement truck full of anything else.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    They'll have to have ventilation, so dump as much liquid nitrogen down there as possible. It will convert to gas at a rate of 696:1, and fill every nook & cranny of the bunker with pure nitrogen gas, which will solve the problem within a few breaths.

    THEN encase it in concrete, and leave it for some archeologist to discover in 10,000 years.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    It’s more likely to be the mercenaries that already killed said billionaire and now control the compound.

    Be careful might want to killdozer-up the cement truck first.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Finally a vault that Bethesda didn't think of.

    A vault full of gollums, sealed in with concrete.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Aside from being sealed by concrete and not the vault door, that pretty much is like half the vault experiments. I would even include the Gary clone vault as one. Those clones were fairly gollum like.

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    [–] 25 points 2 months ago

    If they are hiding in their bunkers because of an ecological disaster then we're all screwed. If they are hiding in their bunkers from us...then we'll get 'em eventually.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Use sewage trucks, come on did we learn nothing from Saints' Row?

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    [–] 23 points 2 months ago

    I say TWO cement trucks, just to be sure. We have nothing better to do.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    would that be THIEL tyring to flee to argentina. I read NEW Zealand blocked his bunker construction, thats why hes going to argentina instead.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    You may want to hold your breath Zuck.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    They aren't sitting in their bunkers because they don't need to. People have still too much to lose to try making the concept of consequences real for billionaires.

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    [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'm in. When are we doing this?

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    [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    Here is the thing about bunkers. Unless they have installed some way to power that bunker and provide water and food that cannot be destroyed, it's a self-made trap. They can be ignored and the denizens will die in the cold damp darkness of starvation and dehydration. With a probable side dose of madeness.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)
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