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Just me and my cement truck (discuss.online)
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[–] 153 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Just find the air intakes and get creative

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  • [–] 102 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    How much glitter can a HEPA filter hold?

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    What's your favorite idea?

    Mine is being creative.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Once we liberate the animals from the factory farms we load up dump trucks filled with manure and bury them alive in it. Asphyxiate on the fumes of a few tons of chicken shit or drown in it, idc.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I like this one.

    Just cover critical areas in a literal metric ton of shit.

    ... Also, if they're using thermal cameras, random mountains of shit popping up could actually work as a kind of concealment, or confuse them.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Fart

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    That's funny, but I can't imagine someone spending all that money on a bunker without a positive air pressure system thats intake has NBC filters, solvent filters, etc. It'd be like shelling out thousands building a gaming rig with a 480i, monochrome, CRT monitor.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Well, the problem will be their perimeter security.

    You'd essentially be treated as a VBIED, and lit the fuck up by assault rifles and/or swarms of suicide drones.

    So... you could maybe attempt the 'killdozer' strategy...

    Or, you could try low visibilty / high mobility.

    Motorcycle, fuck maybe even an E-Bike, and hand made thermite charges.

    Shitty thermite is really not that hard to make.

    If you got through either AP Chem or a first year of Chem classes at Uni, and you can read the wikipedia page for thermite, you can probably figure it out. Also not that hard to figure out how to ignite it. Sparkle sparkle!

    Just melt the air vents.

    For further creativity, either wait for or stage nearby distractions.

    And then have a very thorough plan to completely fucking vanish.

    ... you'd also have to, you know, gather all the required supplies for any plan, in a manner that does not raise anyone's suspicions, and probably do some tests first.

    That's the nearly impossible part... you will almost certainly be unexpectedly meeting with Mr. FBI during that stage.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    If they're in bunkers the FBI isn't helping. Society has collapsed. Cut utilities and destroy generators from afar. You can trebuchet tar balls, rocks, anfo, napalm, whatever to deal with remaining resistance. Or yeah killdozer, they're unlikely to have anything more than .50BMG and construction equipment is fleet keyed.

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