▲ 152 ▼ drink for the destination you want, not the one you have (media.piefed.zip) submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 16 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] nagaram@piefed.social 38 points 2 months ago (1 child) Turns out I am quite allergic to Bad Dragon Cum Lube disgusting and I get it all over me and not just my hands since hand and dick washing didn't save me permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 child) and dick washing didn't save me Are you sure you used enough dick? I've heard it's recommended to use at least 3 dicks. Remember, dilution is the solution. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago I thought dilation was key. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 child) and dick washing didn't save me Are you sure you used enough dick? I've heard it's recommended to use at least 3 dicks. Remember, dilution is the solution. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago I thought dilation was key. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago I thought dilation was key. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago I'll take my girl sweat, please permalink fedilink source
[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago (1 child) Bang Energy is actually a potion that teleports you through time and space permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AdaleiM@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago try the pink C4. it's way better 😁 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AdaleiM@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago try the pink C4. it's way better 😁 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago Y'all need to hydrate..... permalink fedilink source
[–] splendid9583@kbin.earth 6 points 2 months ago https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/1998-eye-chart https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/040/972/cover1.jpg permalink fedilink source
[–] phar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago I thought the crystal light was jenkem permalink fedilink source
[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago Missing olive oil right next to horse electrolytes. permalink fedilink source
[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago People drink anything else than water unironically? permalink fedilink source
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 months ago I drink the cheapest drip coffee they sell at the supermarket and therefore am below untouchable. permalink fedilink source
[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Real ones drink XLUBE dry, way better than Bad Dragon. Where does squirt fall on this list? permalink fedilink source
[+] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) [removed by mod] permalink fedilink source
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