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  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Where’s the slim jim tho

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time

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    Is that time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago

    Buy it just for the half price Marlboros. Everything else is free.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    I really wanna buy this and then punch a hole through my wall

    Edit: whole -> hole

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    This is really unhealthy and they shouldn't be advertising this as a meal, it misses out a load of really important nutrients like six Ibuprofen.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    I cannot take this anymore

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Craaawwlling iiin myyy skiiin

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    That’s a great price for a pack of cigarettes

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Maybe 23.99

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Bachelor chow

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Only $3.99? Welp those coffin nails ain't gonna hammer themselves I guess.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    3,99$ is really cheap

    I hot my 20th anniversary 2 disc one for like 15-20€ from my father, which kinda started my whole physical CD hobby

    And then my first print with those paper covers and a plastic holder in the middle for 2€ at a flea market

    But since this seems like a reprint (jewelcase and all), I think it would still go for 5-10€

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I think there was only ever one Monster tasted good, I've never forgiven them for the discontinued Rehab Lemonade Ice Tea.

    Was a perfect hangover cure and the only energy drink didn't taste rotten.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I don't like my smokes preopened and missing darts.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Zero sugar drinks for dinner? You gon be hungies

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