"Yes officer, I'd like to report a comedy homicide"

His Ass Is Not A Mechanic 😂😂😂

Wow this comment is funny, see it’s funny cos it points out how useless the thing below it was, see how it does that? Everyone look at this comment here and I’ll explain how it does that so you know because you couldn’t figure it out from the first bit.

While that still sucks and there’s probably a lot of irreplaceable stuff that gets lost, the house is probably still the single most expensive thing a person can own. Take out every other thing inside my house and it’s still likely a fraction of the house’s value.

Maybe if instead of house you said home 🤔

Not mysteriously, they burned. Also, your loved ones, all dead

As far as rebuilding goes, 0 smoke damage would be a major blessing