Bushes

Social media users need to be plied with meaningless imagery to keep them focused for the three seconds it takes to read this. It's absolutely fucking pathetic.

Wet

It really depends on the person's skin, hair, and method of hair removal.

I can't use blades, but my foil shaver works great as long as I exfoliate with a dermaplaner (at a 90° angle) after, and the next day. But foil shavers have a several week adjustment period while your skin gets used to it.

Epilators are also an option if you have a decent pain tolerance. Once you do it a few times, the pain drastically diminishes. Big downside is public hair roots are really stuck in there, so there'll be some skin level breakages that are prone to becoming ingrow until the folical is ripped out a few times and gets weaker. But a foil shaver and dermaplaner fix that up for the most part.

OK, that gave me a good chuckle haha

As someone who does shave his bush by choice, I can’t imagine going completely smooth. It takes forever and the burns and ingrowns can’t possibly be worth it, let alone demanding that of someone else? If someone wants to remove the hair down there, I really don’t get why the default assumption is to shave so close to the skin rather than trim (so it’s a bit like elongated stubble.) It also looks better than totally clean IMHO.

70s moreso

It's cool, I'm just gonna be over here throwing up and praying that early onset dementia wipes that part of my memory.

Gushers

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Aew aew aew aew aew

NO.

NO. NOOOOOOOOOOO