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[–] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

DO YOU THINK OTHER SKULLS ARE JEALOUS OF THIS BROS IMPECCABLE EYEBALL HEALTH

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  • [–] 32 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    MY SHAVED ASSHOLE MAKES ME MORE AERODYNAMIC SO I CAN GET TO THE LIBRARY FASTER TO RETURN MY BOOKS ON TIME

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    The clean asshole fart sound is something I don't see talked about enough.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago

    SOUND THE ASS HORN BROTHER!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'M STILL LOOKING FOR THE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE OF NOISELESS FARTS WHILE SHAVED

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Like Louie Armstrong, played the trumpet.
    I'll shave my hole break you off something.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    This is true.
    Why do you think Stephan Hawkings sat in that chair all the time? He was great at math.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    WAS STEPHEN HAWKING ON EPSTEIN ISLAND? I THOUGHT THEY MADE THAT JOKE 10 YEARS AGO BECAUSE HE HAS EPSTEIN BAR WHICH IS A CHRONIC ILLNESS BUT THEN MY GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME HE WAS A PEDOPHILE ON EPSTEIN ISLAND AND EPSTEIN ISLAND WASNT SONEINE MAKING FUN OF EPSTEIN BAR. DOES EPSTEIN BAR ECIST? I

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