Everyone has 30 minutes to provide the archived link or call it satire, anyone can help. Archive.is is a good place. Rule 6.

Edit: We're going with This is Satire

I just chuckled because I thought about double checking to see if it is real.

ABOYTION

ftfy

And many more to come, god willing

He thought he was on Google but was too lazy to delete the text field so he rolled with it.

Grok is this real?