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[–] 164 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Were enough people injured for it to be considered a mass shooting? I thought there was only one person who got shot.

Checking....

Yep, one person plus the shooter. I think it needs 4 injured to be considered a mass shooting for most definitions.

But they are douches anyway, they'd smile like that after any shooting that doesn't directly hurt them.

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  • [–] 36 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah not a mass shooting, may not have been an assassination attempt either until a confession comes from the shooter. He may have been pissed at the media and didn't know Trump would be there.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    This is from his manifesto, 100% an assassination attempt

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    The shooter is in custody, I don't think they were shot. So just one person.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Yup, I misread. The 2 injured were the one person shot, and the shooter was injured but not by getting shot. So two injuries but only one shooting victim.

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  • [–] 72 points 3 months ago

    ..and then they all shouted out in unison "We NEED that ballroom!"

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  • [–] 68 points 3 months ago

    These sociopaths have no idea how to behave appropriately.

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago

    "hehehe I'm paid to protect a pedophile lmao"

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  • [–] 32 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It's a "Yes, the ruse worked" smile.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Inconsequential. I'll bet that's how they react when they find out about every mass shooting

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    I’m sure they’ve just got well-trained media faces. Let’s not go nuts with the conspiracies, this isn’t Xitter.

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  • [–] 61 points 3 months ago

    I'm sorry have you seen any of these people in the past year, in particular Hegseth? The idea that they have "well-trained media faces" is the biggest joke I've heard in 2026. They crumble under even the slightest pushback and have manbaby tantrums. Well-trained media faces, you must be having a laugh mate.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    We're talking about people who openly commit multiple felonies on a daily basis. They're openly practicing mass bribery and insider trading. They routinely murder random civilians in the Caribbean. They've been openly flaunting the law on Congressional appropriations from day one. They are a criminal organization.

    Faking an assassination is a minor item on their already extensive rap sheet. When they've already committed dozens of murders, what's a fake assassination at that point?

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    What face was I making when a thing happened?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'm not American enough for this

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    What did their faces look like when they were contending with a lone gunman?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    To be fair, it's always right after a mass shooting in that fascist shithole

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Rubio is like "well I guess we're not even pretending." You'd think the freaks were at prom.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    There was one person injured, this was not a mass shooting by any definition.

    Stop making shit up.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    marco rubio looks confused hes not sure if he should be smiling or frowning.

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