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[–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Something is something foot?

    Ooooh something is afoot!

    Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Sounds like an SCP

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Still not as good as Crunchy Frog.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    "We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger

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  • [+] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Wow. Can’t believe the Whizzo Chocolate Company is still in business after those two inspectors showed up.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Probably taste better than they currently do.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    "This creme egg is crunchier than I'm used to..."

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Those would be popular in Asia.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Everything keeps evolving into crabs!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Dont threaten a Marylander with a good time..

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Seems like an SCP

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Dude, blue crab? Fucking delicious!

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  • Mandela effect: Does anyone else remember this being a blue lobster?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    I bought one of these and the crab arrived already dead.

    Very disappointed, 1 star.

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