Rekt (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

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[–] 126 points 3 years ago (6 children)

Large person ≠ large penis

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  • [–] [S] 38 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    It's a meme, not biology class

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  • [–] 70 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Uh, sorry I don't have a clue what's going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency

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  • [–] 27 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    "Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something's up, my friend!" - Robin Williams on baseball doping

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  • [–] -1 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    That sounds like Stormy's description...makes sense, as that's where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    Pretty sure the Mango Mussolini is just poorly endowed, though. Steroids help* with rapid weight loss as well as muscle building and he doesn't look like he's ever done either..

    *Edit: other than some nasty if not life threatening side effects when not used properly in consultation with a good doctor, of course. Didn't mean to endorse steroid abuse 😂

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  • [–] 54 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    What are these seconds and minutes and what are lbs?

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  • [+] 41 points 3 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 28 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    *wife and they, indeed, also have a child

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    So is it a tiny girl or a huge boy?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Why not a huge girl or a tiny boy?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    Fuck... she better pray he's not a restless sleeper.

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    [+] -7 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child)

    Me (5'10") and my 5'2" gf (we are both girls)

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    you are indeed correct. no banana

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