▲ 380 ▼ Rekt (infosec.pub) submitted 3 years ago by glowie@infosec.pub to c/memes@lemmy.ml 41 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Nioxic@lemmy.world 126 points 3 years ago (6 children) Large person ≠ large penis permalink fedilink source hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] glowie@infosec.pub [S] 38 points 3 years ago (2 children) It's a meme, not biology class permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 70 points 3 years ago (3 children) Uh, sorry I don't have a clue what's going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] qisope@lemmy.world 12 points 3 years ago (1 child) lucky for you, the units are irrelevant, it's their relative values that matter here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 22 points 3 years ago (1 child) Relative ? You mean that's his stepsister? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 years ago Sweet home Alabama! permalink fedilink source parent [–] knorke3@lemm.ee 10 points 3 years ago what else would you measure body weight to height ratios in other than 1€ coins per ell? permalink fedilink source parent [+] Roundcat@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] srwax@feddit.ch 3 points 3 years ago Yeah, but not a good one permalink fedilink source parent [–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 27 points 3 years ago (1 child) "Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something's up, my friend!" - Robin Williams on baseball doping permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kahlenar@lemmy.world -1 points 3 years ago (1 child) That sounds like Stormy's description...makes sense, as that's where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) Pretty sure the Mango Mussolini is just poorly endowed, though. Steroids help* with rapid weight loss as well as muscle building and he doesn't look like he's ever done either.. *Edit: other than some nasty if not life threatening side effects when not used properly in consultation with a good doctor, of course. Didn't mean to endorse steroid abuse 😂 permalink fedilink source parent [–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 years ago Particularly when they're on that much gear. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 13 points 3 years ago (1 child) And all the roids make it shrink anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] couragethebravedog@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 years ago Roids only make your balls smaller. permalink fedilink source parent [–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 11 points 3 years ago (1 child) Unnaturally oversized muscles = tiny balls. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 4 points 3 years ago Jealousy = jealousy permalink fedilink source parent [–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 years ago Totally survivable I hope someone gets this reference permalink fedilink source parent
[–] glowie@infosec.pub [S] 38 points 3 years ago (2 children) It's a meme, not biology class permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 70 points 3 years ago (3 children) Uh, sorry I don't have a clue what's going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] qisope@lemmy.world 12 points 3 years ago (1 child) lucky for you, the units are irrelevant, it's their relative values that matter here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 22 points 3 years ago (1 child) Relative ? You mean that's his stepsister? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 years ago Sweet home Alabama! permalink fedilink source parent [–] knorke3@lemm.ee 10 points 3 years ago what else would you measure body weight to height ratios in other than 1€ coins per ell? permalink fedilink source parent [+] Roundcat@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] srwax@feddit.ch 3 points 3 years ago Yeah, but not a good one permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 70 points 3 years ago (3 children) Uh, sorry I don't have a clue what's going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] qisope@lemmy.world 12 points 3 years ago (1 child) lucky for you, the units are irrelevant, it's their relative values that matter here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 22 points 3 years ago (1 child) Relative ? You mean that's his stepsister? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 years ago Sweet home Alabama! permalink fedilink source parent [–] knorke3@lemm.ee 10 points 3 years ago what else would you measure body weight to height ratios in other than 1€ coins per ell? permalink fedilink source parent [+] Roundcat@kbin.social 1 point 3 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] qisope@lemmy.world 12 points 3 years ago (1 child) lucky for you, the units are irrelevant, it's their relative values that matter here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 22 points 3 years ago (1 child) Relative ? You mean that's his stepsister? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 years ago Sweet home Alabama! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 22 points 3 years ago (1 child) Relative ? You mean that's his stepsister? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 years ago Sweet home Alabama! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 years ago Sweet home Alabama! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 10 points 3 years ago what else would you measure body weight to height ratios in other than 1€ coins per ell? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 27 points 3 years ago (1 child) "Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something's up, my friend!" - Robin Williams on baseball doping permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kahlenar@lemmy.world -1 points 3 years ago (1 child) That sounds like Stormy's description...makes sense, as that's where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) Pretty sure the Mango Mussolini is just poorly endowed, though. Steroids help* with rapid weight loss as well as muscle building and he doesn't look like he's ever done either.. *Edit: other than some nasty if not life threatening side effects when not used properly in consultation with a good doctor, of course. Didn't mean to endorse steroid abuse 😂 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kahlenar@lemmy.world -1 points 3 years ago (1 child) That sounds like Stormy's description...makes sense, as that's where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) Pretty sure the Mango Mussolini is just poorly endowed, though. Steroids help* with rapid weight loss as well as muscle building and he doesn't look like he's ever done either.. *Edit: other than some nasty if not life threatening side effects when not used properly in consultation with a good doctor, of course. Didn't mean to endorse steroid abuse 😂 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) Pretty sure the Mango Mussolini is just poorly endowed, though. Steroids help* with rapid weight loss as well as muscle building and he doesn't look like he's ever done either.. *Edit: other than some nasty if not life threatening side effects when not used properly in consultation with a good doctor, of course. Didn't mean to endorse steroid abuse 😂 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 years ago Particularly when they're on that much gear. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 13 points 3 years ago (1 child) And all the roids make it shrink anyway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] couragethebravedog@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 years ago Roids only make your balls smaller. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] couragethebravedog@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 years ago Roids only make your balls smaller. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 11 points 3 years ago (1 child) Unnaturally oversized muscles = tiny balls. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 4 points 3 years ago Jealousy = jealousy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 4 points 3 years ago Jealousy = jealousy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 years ago Totally survivable I hope someone gets this reference permalink fedilink source parent
