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[–] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean, it actually is pretty common for dogs to lick you seemingly unprompted.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    My one dog likes to stick her tongue in your mouth when you least expect it. I think she's trying to share her microbiome with everyone.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    One time I was laying on my back in the living room, eyes closed, resting. I yawned one of those big yawns and opened my eyes midway through because I heard a sound. What I saw was my dog's eyes looking into mine, really, really close. Closer than they'd even been. The reason they were so close was because his nose was fully into my open mouth.

    I'm just glad he didn't drool.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Hand-kissing dog would be more scary than a biter one /s

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    GENESTEALER!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    So most dog folks call licking kissing so this would be many friendly dogs.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Thats quite a lot of tp hes got there

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Sexual assault!?

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