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Another Shart of the Deal from the nine-dimensional chess player.
It's almost like the dumbest fucking people all banded together to find one of the dumbest people they could find to "lead" this country. JFC. And they still love this asshole.
“Once the email arrives and Iran completes its assessment, vessels are given a few seconds to pay in bitcoin, ensuring they can’t be traced or confiscated due to sanctions,” Hosseini told the newspaper.
Oh shit, it's one thing to be on the wrong side of the US Army. But the Iranians are about to be on the wrong side of Monero shills, who will loudly proclaim "Bitcoin isn't untraceable, they should use Monero instead" from the comfort of their parents' basement....
do people honestly think any crypto is fully anon? or are they just trolls?
I think the reporter is just misunderstanding. Iran and North Korea don't have any reason to care if you can "trace" the transaction. They just need confirmation which bitcoin is slow at so Iran should defiantly investigate better options. Ideally options that will be quantum secure by Q day
10 minutes is nothing in this context. There's so many Bitcoin exchanges that it can't effectively be stopped.
Iran doing the hard pivot to become the new Singapore was not what I had on my 2026 Bingo Card.
Could you imagine if this is what causes the US to finally go all-in on electric?? I mean, it won’t because petrol companies own the government, but I’d still like to fantasize
The politics of the thing aside, couldn't they have found a currency that doesn't burn fucktons of energy?
In the specific case of Iran and Bitcoin, using a currency that requires expenditure is actually a benefit. It increases demand for the very thing that they're selling.
More generally, though, there are plenty of cryptocurrencies that don't burn significant quantities of energy. Anything running on Ethereum has been validated using proof-of-stake since 2022.
Crypto is much more efficient than any FIAT currency.
It won't be long before it gets renegotiated to $5. Art of the Deal!
I don't know how many barrels of oil a ship holds, but this seems significantly less than the 2 million per tanker they were saying they were going to charge just a couple hours ago on the guardian at least.
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