Always upvote Columbo! (But Not Columbus)
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Reading "Peoples History of the United States" by Howard Zinn and you realize America has always been a country runned by pieces of shit.
Columbo my love
ACAB should always come with a single exception: Columbo.
A man of the people, who only puts rich assholes behind bars.
You have to kinda suspend your disbelief a little bit when watching the show, especially since its based in Los Angeles, in reality one of the most corrupt and racist police forces on the planet. IRL they would never go after rich socialites in the way Columbo does.
Luckily in the show there's barely any presence from his higher ups, you get the feeling that they just let this magic murder-solving troll do his thing and never interfere.
I often fall asleep watching Columbo on Jellyfin. It’s a nice, calming, make-believe world where elite douchebags get their just deserts.
I say every year: Replace Columbus day with Columbo day and replace all statues of Columbus with

Yep, the Dutch, who lived in peace with the natives for ages. But then the Brits, decending mainly from the bloodthirsty Vikings of course had to fuck everyting up. That's why yall speak English and have a total moron as a leader.
Brits descended from Germans, that's where they got their evil gene
partly. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_people but the evil part is moreso caused by the bloodthirsty scandinavian influence and the greed and hatred between people living on an (small) island.
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