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Rise and shine soldier. (lemmy.fedioasis.cc)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 36 points 4 months ago

So, the us is drafting minors now

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    [–] 26 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    sigh...

    *unzips

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    • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Drafted to casting couch or military?

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Depends on if you lied about being over 18.

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    • [+] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    If I click into a porn site and get drafted I'm fragging

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    [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Joke's on them. I'm fucking useless.

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    [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Clicked for one thing, enlisted for another 💀 wrong site, wrong life choice.

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    [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Hold on I got a thing for that around here somewhere... I think is called a DD214 or something? Oh here's a PT belt that'll work.

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